02 November, 2007

Noodle, noodle, noodle.

How do real(ly stupid) men catch their catfish? Noodling, of course. Noodling is the act of catching a catfish by sticking your hand under rocks, logs, or in the muck at the bottom of a body of water, wiggling your fingers like bait, and getting ready for something to bite you. (It even has a Wikipedia entry.)



And YouTube has plenty more.

27 October, 2007

High Life, Indeed


Spotted near Morrilton, AR.

23 October, 2007

Santorum Not Included

Bored with your sex life? The Traditional Values Coalition has some fresh, wonderful ideas.

Disney is helping out those with coprophilia.

And, right on time, The Onion chimes in with, "It's Not Easy Being a Frotteur." Think about how the poor klismaphliacs feel...

When you're done with that, howzabout some virtual bubble wrap?

18 October, 2007

Local Politics

Things are heating up in our fair city.



"I'm an innocent man, I'm an honest man, and I'm the right candidate to be the next City Council in Cambridge." Full story here.

12 October, 2007

You have new Picture Mail!

New, disgusting picture: a bucket of guts.

28 September, 2007

Weekend Update With Yours Truly

I think I have found my hero--not an easy task for anyone that remembers the lessons of 9/11.

Stop me if you've heard this one. A 36-year old man walks into an emergency room in Scotland complaining of wavy vision and a headache lasting 4 weeks. After a little prodding her reveals that he drank about 60 pints of beer over a four day binge.

Of course a six-month-long hangover might kinda suck.


In other news, SI Live, Staten Island's finest newspaper, has chosen it's Barkeep of the Week, Angela "Big Ange" Raiola, of the Drunken Monkey Bar and Grill, and boy is she a looker!

(Click on the picture in the article to see the rest of this lovely, lovely lady.)

"If you're sitting in an empty room, she'll have you hysterical laughing," says [her son's girlfriend Anna] Benkovski.


If by "laughing" you mean "cowering in fear, and trying to find an exit," I'm right there with you Anna.




And, good news. The Buffalo Bills' Kevin Everitt is feeling much better. Look at him go.

21 September, 2007

Doctors agree

I am positive that at least once I have, in fact, walked a mile for one of these damn things.



And who can you trust more than your physician? How about the Flintstones?



Mmmmmmmm. Death never tasted so refreshing!