That One

Why do the Republicans hate America?

I only embedded this in my blog because the comedy central page doesn't load in my browser at the moment

But it's pretty good. This one is better, though:



One more:

I dunno

Ain't it swell

Olympic Medal winners at NBC Olympics.com!

Is it me, or is it complete bullshit that NBC lists the total medal winner at the top rather than the winner of the most gold medals?

Holy Wow

I just saw a commercial with Al Sharpton and Pat Robertson sitting on a couch on a beach speaking out for the environment. Fuh.

To be updated.

http://wecansolveit.org/

More Ick

Creepy

Which is creepier: an interview wtih polygamist women from Texas



or the dance remix.



Tough call.

Music and Life

Pop

I am not easily disgusted. This video did the trick nicely.

VTK Bickle

Priest Pubis?

Is this an appropriate name for shoes?

Noodle, noodle, noodle.

How do real(ly stupid) men catch their catfish? Noodling, of course. Noodling is the act of catching a catfish by sticking your hand under rocks, logs, or in the muck at the bottom of a body of water, wiggling your fingers like bait, and getting ready for something to bite you. (It even has a Wikipedia entry.)



And YouTube has plenty more.

High Life, Indeed

Spotted near Morrilton, AR.

Santorum Not Included

Bored with your sex life? The Traditional Values Coalition has some fresh, wonderful ideas.

Disney is helping out those with coprophilia.

And, right on time, The Onion chimes in with, "It's Not Easy Being a Frotteur." Think about how the poor klismaphliacs feel...

When you're done with that, howzabout some virtual bubble wrap?

Local Politics

Things are heating up in our fair city.



"I'm an innocent man, I'm an honest man, and I'm the right candidate to be the next City Council in Cambridge." Full story here.

You have new Picture Mail!

New, disgusting picture: a bucket of guts.

Weekend Update With Yours Truly

I think I have found my hero--not an easy task for anyone that remembers the lessons of 9/11.

Stop me if you've heard this one. A 36-year old man walks into an emergency room in Scotland complaining of wavy vision and a headache lasting 4 weeks. After a little prodding her reveals that he drank about 60 pints of beer over a four day binge.

Of course a six-month-long hangover might kinda suck.


In other news, SI Live, Staten Island's finest newspaper, has chosen it's Barkeep of the Week, Angela "Big Ange" Raiola, of the Drunken Monkey Bar and Grill, and boy is she a looker!

(Click on the picture in the article to see the rest of this lovely, lovely lady.)

"If you're sitting in an empty room, she'll have you hysterical laughing," says [her son's girlfriend Anna] Benkovski.

If by "laughing" you mean "cowering in fear, and trying to find an exit," I'm right there with you Anna.




And, good news. The Buffalo Bills' Kevin Everitt is feeling much better. Look at him go.

Doctors agree

I am positive that at least once I have, in fact, walked a mile for one of these damn things.



And who can you trust more than your physician? How about the Flintstones?



Mmmmmmmm. Death never tasted so refreshing!

Same-Sex, Elementary School Mutual Masturbation Stories

I don't have any. My neighbors seem to have plenty of them. They are currently sharing them with each other and everyone else in a quarter mile radius. (I went to a Catholic school K-6, didn't discover the other sex until much later in life, and felt guilty about it when I did. The neighbors on the other hand, apparently began touching themselves and their friends through their clothes beginning in about the second grade.) Who needs reality TV? Suck it FCC.

Until right now, I had planned on sending my children to public schools.

These particular neighbors have spent a lot of time enjoying their back porch over the summer, as have I. The main difference between us is that I tend to be quiet whereas they tend to have a rockin' good time. Maintaining the peace has involved me wearing headphones or earplugs most of the time simply so I didn't have to listen to them smoking weed and free associating. As it turns out, however, the young lady next door whose voice I find the most attractive is a lesbian who masturbates a lot, almost always has multiple orgasms, and is instantly ready-to-go when she smells photo chemicals in darkrooms. Who knew? Maybe I've missed out.

In other news,

-When you've gotta go, you've gotta go.

-Here's the world's smallest game of pong at "The World's Smallest Website."

-Perhaps the most bizarre flash thingee I have ever seen, The Woodcutter. Old news, but I'm a slacker. Whaddya want?

-Photos of one woman over the course of fifty years.

-Perhaps the cutest slideshow I have ever seen of a polar bear not eating a dog.

That is all.

Britany Spears Fan-shim

Words fail me.